Having worked at a hotel for the past two years, I feel as though I have seen it all. I've had the guests that require 12 extra pillows for their one person bedroom, the ones that ask for a wake up call every hour, so they can " feel like their wife is there, waking them up." I am an expert now, an expert on the crazy people.

I'm starting this blog for other front desk people who need to know they are not alone, and for those that need a good laugh. I currently work at a hotel to pay my way through school, although the only thing its really paying for is my increasingly large bar tab after work. I work for one of those chain hotels, the ones you see in every town in the U.S, but for the sake of my job, I will leave out the name.. That is of course, until my readers reach the thousands, and this certain hotel chain offers me millions for posting their name in discreet ways into my blog. But until then, I will keep their name silent... but to the readers out there in cyber space, heed my advice. There is no hotel in the country safe from the insane, the bizarre, the outright unbelievable.

These are my tales.